well, i was going to wear this long skirt and feel all fancy at work, but it’s just way too gross out to justify that so nevermind
Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.
House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.
Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.
BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.
Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.
Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.
I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA
IT IS AN IDEA I HAD A WHILE BACK BUT IT IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FLESHING ITSELF OUT:
Manic Pixie Dream Girls as a narrative are kind of universally reviled, correct? I was thinking one day like, how do you make one AWESOME? Because movies featuring MPDGs are never ever about the MPDG herself, because she is not a person, she is an idea. And because we only see her through the eyes of fuckin Zack Braff or whatever, she is basically a blank slate.
My instinct is always to turn a blank slate character into something violent and dark and awful, so why not make her secretly terrifying??? Not in an existential way, but in a badass spysassin way.
BASICALLY MY MOVIE GOES LIKE THIS:
ughhh i just want the two art book things i ordered back in april to ship!!! print faster!!!
random things i think about: nicknames for coworkers
we now have 4 chris’s at my job, 2 of whom are in the same department. thus therefore, all of them need nicknames so that there are zero chris’s.
cheese-chris = archer
bald-night-owl chris = ??
manager-chris = ??
new-night-owl-chris = poof (idk, it’s some band thing)
i also like to add -iffer to people’s names in my head because i have no idea. kate-iffer. liv-iffer. rob-iffer. eleanor-iffer…
i just want to mass-message all the members of this group! i don’t want to post this really long thing on the wall, that’s clunky and also not everyone is gonna actually check it out.
WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT??
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
i love the internet. i just saved myself a million headaches and a lot of stress by finding a 24 hour parking garage sort of near dupont circle. we were going to take the metro in on saturday (and may still because i hate driving in the city and i’m driving this year), but then after party and who knows when that will end, so why not just drive. of course, that means i can’t really drink, but that’s fine because i’m not one for drinking a lot in public (2, maybe 3 drinks, but no more).
previous years when we drove, we just kind of tooled around, looking for a 24 hour garage, wasting valuable time. but not this year! this year, i have located 2 24 hour garages reasonable walking distances from dupont, gotten the addresses, and gotten directions all in advance, both under $20 for the 12 hours we’ll be there. score!