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tanoraqui:

(re: this post)

Broke:

Legolas: The world is flat

Gimli: What?

WOKE:

some random Man at a bar in Minas Tirith: Is it true that the world is flat for elves?

Legolas: What? No. The world is round. It USED to be flat, but then Aragorn’s ancestors fucked up so bad that it was turned round.

Gimli: What?!

Legolas: Shit, don’t tell Aragorn I said it like that. Don’t tell Elrond I said it like that! It’s just, the earthquakes knocked down some really great redwoods in the northwest—I never knew them, but my dad says they were very wise, and he still holds a bit of a grudge.

Gimli: I only have more questions now.

#join me in my ‘one time thranduil said the sinking of numenor was all the númenoreans fault and elrond furiously#cut off rivendell’s trade with mirkwood for nearly 600 years’ agenda @tanoraqui

I will happily join you in that agenda

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alstonnovak:

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[id: Redraw of the meme where one guy is explaining something in the foreground while another lays on the floor listening to him. In this version, Ted Lasso is in the foreground speaking to someone off-screen while Trent Crimm lays back on the floor listening to him intently.]

I forget what the original meme is called but whatever pls enjoy this

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    • #fanart
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typhlonectes:

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donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

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little-chaos-bitch:

im-a-creepy-cookie:

little-chaos-bitch:

im-a-creepy-cookie:

dragonsrequiem:

socialjusticeissue:

bitethebullets:

danepopfrippery:

z0mbiefrank:

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HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

Sorry babes but as someone who lived lug around 500 cds they can die. To me lps are at least pretty and pretentious like a fine wine. Cds have no point

the point is cds are sexy as hell. sorry you dont know what sex is.

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visual diagram btw ^

@danepopfrippery

The real point is that you OWN a CD. You do NOT own anything digital you purchase.

Google Play stole hundreds of dollars worth of music I paid them for from me by forcing me to upload it to YouTube Music (or lose it entirely) which is behind a subscription paywall, requiring me now to pay more money every month if I want to listen to MY music I PAID for without constant advertising.

You do not own anything digitally purchased. It can be taken back from you at any time and it is fully legal for big corporations to do so for some reason.

CDs can’t be taken from you unless they come into your house or car in person to physically pry them out of your cold dead hands.

That’s why the resurgence. As funny as that person’s reply to you was, it’s not in fact because they look sexy. It’s because you actually own them.

Look- CDs are your friend. CD-ROMs and CD drives with the capacity to burn? Are your friends with benefits.

Can anyone teach me how to burn Digital only songs into CDs?

i can ask my dad!! i think you need a certain piece of hardware, but i dont think its difficult!

not rn tho hes asleep

I would love that thank you!!

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here you go!!

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lemurwithaspine:

alright gays whadaya got?

a job

good relationship with father

neurotypical brain

ability to top

drivers licence

2/5

3/5

4/5

all of them

based on that infamous post, y’know the one

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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

doccywhomst:

ok i just wanna check something…. reblog if you’ve never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

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tetrabytez:

Something that I’ve personally wondered about for a long time.


Is your tannin sensitivity consistent? Which ones do you like and dislike?

I like all three (Dark Chocolate/Coffee/Red Wines)

I like (Dark Chocolate/Coffee)

I like (Dark Chocolate/Red Wines)

I like (Coffee/Red Wines)

I only like Dark Chocolate

I only like Coffee

I only like Red Wines

I dislike all three (Dark Chocolate/Coffee/Red Wines)

Something else/Show Results

You know the drill. Reblog for sample size.

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kesars:

hello dark mode users :)

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🔭

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ineffably-effable:

hyperlesbiandrifter:

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

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