(re: this post)
Broke:
Legolas: The world is flat
Gimli: What?
WOKE:
some random Man at a bar in Minas Tirith: Is it true that the world is flat for elves?
Legolas: What? No. The world is round. It USED to be flat, but then Aragorn’s ancestors fucked up so bad that it was turned round.
Gimli: What?!
Legolas: Shit, don’t tell Aragorn I said it like that. Don’t tell Elrond I said it like that! It’s just, the earthquakes knocked down some really great redwoods in the northwest—I never knew them, but my dad says they were very wise, and he still holds a bit of a grudge.
Gimli: I only have more questions now.
#join me in my ‘one time thranduil said the sinking of numenor was all the númenoreans fault and elrond furiously#cut off rivendell’s trade with mirkwood for nearly 600 years’ agenda @tanoraqui
I will happily join you in that agenda
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